This is your invitation to escape the ordinary - a Wednesday-inspired 90-minute gothic voyage through London's darker past, where the water runs deep and the humour runs dry.

Expect bleak history, drier commentary, and fellow passengers who also find joy in the morbid, comfort in the eerie, and humour in things better left buried.

There will be onboard entertainment, ice cream (black, obviously), and photo moments for those who can smirk under pressure. Or don't. We respect your disdain for cameras.

Unapologetic misfits, this is your boarding call. Embrace your inner outcast.

All under 18s must be accompanied by an adult.

Date: Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Location: Butler's Wharf Pier, London, SE1 2YE

Tickets are free of charge